Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.
Omg this is cool
What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook
— Michelle K., Things I Wish I Knew How To Do (via larmoyante)
I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”
“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”
why does that gif even exist
For that purpose.
I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”
like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church
you can literally have it all sis
the world is yours